Kona with Mom.
Kona with Dad.
Mike doesn't look as happy to see Kona.
The infamous coaster-dodging incident.
This hideous creature is the Northwoods Pirate Monkey Staff:
I do not know if that is real fur, I do not know what kind of animal skull it is made of, and I do not know how said animal met its demise. All I know is that Jon would not leave a truckstop in Southern Minnesota without buying the damn thing. Ask him how much it cost. Go ahead. Ask him.